I thought this was somewhat comical. I was looking at a "group" on Facebook that is a church of Christ bulletin board page. Some people had shared some common characteristics of members of the church. How many apply to you?
1. You've never really had a class on Revelation maybe because none of the elders could agree on how it should be taught or who should teach it
2. You know of at least 2 old ladies at your church that secretly fight over the "control of the church kitchen" during Fellowship and if you even know what "Fellowship" is
3.You've heard someone judge how good the preacher's sermon was based on how long the sermon was
4.You were at least five years old before you knew that everyone's first name was not "Brother".
5. You ever thought the book after Acts was Lettertotheromans
6. If anyone has ever said to you "you people think you are the only ones getting to heaven"
7. When visiting somewhere new, you look around to see if during communion you put the cup back in the tray or in the holders on the pew
8. If you have referred to FHU as Find a Husband University
9. The word liberal has very little political meaning but rather describes the other CoC down the road
10. You first met someone and later realized that you went to camp with each other when you were like in the third grade
11. Your youth group goes/went everywhere in a 15 passenger van or you get excited when you see a church of Christ van on the road
12. You know someone named Jedidiah
13. You know what the "Freed bubble" or "Faulkner bubble" is...
14. You have practiced the time-keeping hand motions while singing to yourself in the car
15. The highlight of your summer is the midnight singing at camp
16. You have a preference towards one kind of communion cracker over another
17. You have heard an older person refer to the gym or any other room in the building as the Multi-Purpose Room
18. You feel guilty for ordering a virgin strawberry daiquiri
19. It's normal to swim in a swimsuit, a dark t-shirt, and shorts
20. If you use "Freed" as a noun, not a verb...
21. Every church you've attended was named after the city or the road it was on
22.You know the 1st, 2nd and 4th verses to nearly every song in the book
23.You were 10 years old before you knew that "guardguideanddirectus" was not one word
24.You married before you get out of Freed or Faulkner25. Dissfellowship is one of your worst fears